I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
