Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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