Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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