Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didn't notice because vodka
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
do nipples grow back?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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