You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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