Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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