Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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