That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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