Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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