Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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