i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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