I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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