porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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