I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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