she looked like the before picture.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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