it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize