Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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