She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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