Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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