I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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