take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just want to make out with him forever
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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