guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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