therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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