i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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