Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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