the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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