I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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