Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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