I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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