The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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