You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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