You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Even my vagina gasped.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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