so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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