There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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