ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
