yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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