He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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