So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You have to summon your inner elephant
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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