And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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