is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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