If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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