So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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