So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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