My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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