Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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