i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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