He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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