Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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