Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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