batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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