So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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