Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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