Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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