I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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