I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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