Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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